Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?
*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
OKAY THIS VIDEO IS ICONIC TOO
why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish
i just wanna shake the hand of whoever came up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, i’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than i ever dreamed possible.
being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body
if you abandon old dogs that have loved you for their entire life just because they are old and sick, there is a special place in hell reserved for you